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Thursday, July 29, 2004
10:21 a.m.

Pure Rock Fury is dead, long live Also-Ran!

Wednesday, June 23, 2004
05:09 p.m.

I know Livejournal isn't exactly a hub of intellectuals, but what the hell? Liberal is not a term you think of when you think Adolph Hitler.

Suday, May 2, 2004
6:16 p.m.

What's worse: the sentiments or the butchery of the English language?

Monday, April 12, 2004
10:26 p.m.

I always thought that prostitution was the oldest profession, but I guess posing for pr0n can also be considered. DON'T CLICK THAT LINK.

Thursday, April 8, 2004
04:48 p.m.

Today I was in a men's restroom at the courthouse and I saw a pile of human shit with a paperbag on top of it a mere two feet away from the toilet, which was clean enough to eat offa. New Orleans: Proud to call it home.

Monday, April 5, 2004
05:46 p.m.

Today I saw a dead rat on the sidewalk. New Orleans: Proud to call it home.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004
09:18 a.m.
A sad turn of events: The Waffle House near my home has been torn down! I can remember eating there with my sister one Easter Sunday...I can remember meeting up with a friend from out of town there because it was one of the first things one saw as he/she got offa the highway...I can remember getting my hashbrowns both smothered and covered...good times, great oldies. I can only hope that someone will take that sacred piece of dirt and erect something new and wonderful upon its besmirched surface...like maybe an IHOP or something.

Monday, March 15, 2004
12:25 p.m.

A couple o' million dollar ideas:
Emo Grrls Gone Wild. A video or website of emo grrls (or Suicide Girls) going wild, i.e., flashing their tits at Starbucks, the Sonic Youth show, etc.

www.STD-dating.com. A website where young people with STDs can hook up with other young people with STDs.

Monday, March 8, 2004
10:42 a.m.
The next motherfucker who says something "cute" to me like, "I'm an investment banker by day, but by night I fight crime!" will get stabbed in the face with an ice-pick! These are the same assholes who think it's "funny" to yell "Free Bird!" at rock concerts.

Tuesday, February 10, 2004
1:23 p.m.

"LOPEZ! Where's the fire?!" A full two years after its release, Rober Christgau declares Neon Golden by Notwist "Dud of the Month". He followed this article by writing aboot his ability to keep up on things, something that part-time rock crickets just can't do.

That's weird -- I just listened to some of that CD today in the car...I liked it...

Monday, February 2, 2004
3:43 p.m.

You know, I'm almost completely shocked by the near complete lack of commentary on the irony of a Jackson being molested by a boy.